Thursday night I drove a package to Hoover, AL.
Took two 1 hour naps in rest areas on the way home.
Overturned tractor trailer on I85 got me home by 10am so I didn't work Friday but was pretty crispy.
Acme courier put me on call for 2nd shift tonight with a $135 guarantee. So I can watch Nutflix for 8 hours and gross $135.
Then I can lie to the IRS about how many miles I drove and clear the $135.
Make tax free living great again!
Coolest stuff I ever delivered doing that stuff was eyes, man.
Ever take a peek?
It was weird man like whoa that's somebody's eyes.