Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.
- Thread starter Petunia
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Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Yep, this is probably the answer. But get to the fucking doctor otherwise your pending infection will not be very fun.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
It would be so fat it wouldn't have a point on the end.OMG can you image her with one of those hooks!
Seriously keeks, hospital please
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
My go-to is a quick spritz of brake clean, followed by krazy glue (or whatever generic brand cyanoacrylate I have hanging around), then electrical tape with a bit of blue paper towel on top.
Syrup Beaver
pants log
Apteryx and penguin.
I’ve seen plenty of turkeys flying despite people claiming they can’t.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Uh go to the ER stoopid. Youre gonna get an infection. I just got over a month in the hospital for an infection. You want to go down that route?
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
this thread is gonna be my jam for a while
cuz i had yet another accident
on Saturday upon landing at our destination, after the pax left the aircraft, we were just cleaning out the jet, i went to the cabin door to toss out some water from a container onto the tarmac (we do it all the time)..
i was wearing my heels (i normally clean in my flat “galley shoes” BUT NOT TODAY)
so i leaned out the door to toss this water and i don’t know what the fffffff happened but the wind blew the container away and i leaned out my body to try not to lose it WHILE wearing my heels and badaboom badabing, I fell OUT of the jet, six feet down to the tarmac - thump
-fractured my shin
-fractured my elbow
- my entire left side is mangled and bruised
-i have a lot of soft tissue injuries throughout my body. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
luckily my head didn’t hit the ground
ive been incapacitated since saturday at 1pm.
with my bad leg and wonky arm, i’m
cleared to fly home tomorrow but ive decided to operate the flight home cuz i don’t wanna fly back commercial with the peasants
it was a fucking insane fall but i now i think back and im like “ohhh kiki”
cuz i had yet another accident
on Saturday upon landing at our destination, after the pax left the aircraft, we were just cleaning out the jet, i went to the cabin door to toss out some water from a container onto the tarmac (we do it all the time)..
i was wearing my heels (i normally clean in my flat “galley shoes” BUT NOT TODAY)
so i leaned out the door to toss this water and i don’t know what the fffffff happened but the wind blew the container away and i leaned out my body to try not to lose it WHILE wearing my heels and badaboom badabing, I fell OUT of the jet, six feet down to the tarmac - thump
-fractured my shin
-fractured my elbow
- my entire left side is mangled and bruised
-i have a lot of soft tissue injuries throughout my body. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
luckily my head didn’t hit the ground
ive been incapacitated since saturday at 1pm.
with my bad leg and wonky arm, i’m
cleared to fly home tomorrow but ive decided to operate the flight home cuz i don’t wanna fly back commercial with the peasants
it was a fucking insane fall but i now i think back and im like “ohhh kiki”
I see your shin splint and raise you a hairline fracture
Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski
Clam whisperer
FAWKKKKKKKKKthis thread is gonna be my jam for a while
cuz i had yet another accident
on Saturday upon landing at our destination, after the pax left the aircraft, we were just cleaning out the jet, i went to the cabin door to toss out some water from a container onto the tarmac (we do it all the time)..
i was wearing my heels (i normally clean in my flat “galley shoes” BUT NOT TODAY)
so i leaned out the door to toss this water and i don’t know what the fffffff happened but the wind blew the container away and i leaned out my body to try not to lose it WHILE wearing my heels and badaboom badabing, I fell OUT of the jet, six feet down to the tarmac - thump
-fractured my shin
-fractured my elbow
- my entire left side is mangled and bruised
-i have a lot of soft tissue injuries throughout my body. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
luckily my head didn’t hit the ground
ive been incapacitated since saturday at 1pm.
with my bad leg and wonky arm, i’m
cleared to fly home tomorrow but ive decided to operate the flight home cuz i don’t wanna fly back commercial with the peasants
it was a fucking insane fall but i now i think back and im like “ohhh kiki”
dropped like a sack of potatoesthis thread is gonna be my jam for a while
cuz i had yet another accident
on Saturday upon landing at our destination, after the pax left the aircraft, we were just cleaning out the jet, i went to the cabin door to toss out some water from a container onto the tarmac (we do it all the time)..
i was wearing my heels (i normally clean in my flat “galley shoes” BUT NOT TODAY)
so i leaned out the door to toss this water and i don’t know what the fffffff happened but the wind blew the container away and i leaned out my body to try not to lose it WHILE wearing my heels and badaboom badabing, I fell OUT of the jet, six feet down to the tarmac - thump
-fractured my shin
-fractured my elbow
- my entire left side is mangled and bruised
-i have a lot of soft tissue injuries throughout my body. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
luckily my head didn’t hit the ground
ive been incapacitated since saturday at 1pm.
with my bad leg and wonky arm, i’m
cleared to fly home tomorrow but ive decided to operate the flight home cuz i don’t wanna fly back commercial with the peasants
it was a fucking insane fall but i now i think back and im like “ohhh kiki”
Like Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs at the Murphy family cookout.this thread is gonna be my jam for a while
cuz i had yet another accident
on Saturday upon landing at our destination, after the pax left the aircraft, we were just cleaning out the jet, i went to the cabin door to toss out some water from a container onto the tarmac (we do it all the time)..
i was wearing my heels (i normally clean in my flat “galley shoes” BUT NOT TODAY)
so i leaned out the door to toss this water and i don’t know what the fffffff happened but the wind blew the container away and i leaned out my body to try not to lose it WHILE wearing my heels and badaboom badabing, I fell OUT of the jet, six feet down to the tarmac - thump
-fractured my shin
-fractured my elbow
- my entire left side is mangled and bruised
-i have a lot of soft tissue injuries throughout my body. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
luckily my head didn’t hit the ground
ive been incapacitated since saturday at 1pm.
with my bad leg and wonky arm, i’m
cleared to fly home tomorrow but ive decided to operate the flight home cuz i don’t wanna fly back commercial with the peasants
it was a fucking insane fall but i now i think back and im like “ohhh kiki”
my captain thought someone threw a suitcase out of the aircraft cuz he heard this THUMP
when he looked out the window of the flight deck all he could see were my legs and i was on the ground lol