Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Take a blurry picture, it'll last longer.oh how i’ve missed the token sasquatch
Take a blurry picture, it'll last longer.oh how i’ve missed the token sasquatch
Yep, this is probably the answer. But get to the fucking doctor otherwise your pending infection will not be very fun.
It would be so fat it wouldn't have a point on the end.OMG can you image her with one of those hooks!
It's Canada. She'll have to wait six months to be seen and by then she will have gotten the gangrene. Use the Krazy Glue @Petunia ! Save your sausage fingers!!!It would be so fat it wouldn't have a point on the end.
Seriously keeks, hospital please
i have a really bad stab wound on my hand
(accidentally self inflicted)
it hit my bone and i bled like a mother fucker
it happened in my kitchen and it was a bloodbath.
in the midst of this drama as i was screaming and crying, my subconscious was still telling me “don’t walk into the living room girl, you have a white area rug”
anyhoo i need stitches badly and i have refused them cuz i have like an insane phobia
this happened about 20 hrs ago. its still throbbing
My go-to is a quick spritz of brake clean, followed by krazy glue (or whatever generic brand cyanoacrylate I have hanging around), then electrical tape with a bit of blue paper towel on top.Thats what I used when I tried to bisect my thumb on the bandsaw
Apteryx and penguin.The bird flu?
Don't most of em do that? I mean, not ostriches or emus, but even chickens can
Apteryx and penguin.
I’ve seen plenty of turkeys flying despite people claiming they can’t.
Uh go to the ER stoopid. Youre gonna get an infection. I just got over a month in the hospital for an infection. You want to go down that route?i have a really bad stab wound on my hand
(accidentally self inflicted)
it hit my bone and i bled like a mother fucker
it happened in my kitchen and it was a bloodbath.
in the midst of this drama as i was screaming and crying, my subconscious was still telling me “don’t walk into the living room girl, you have a white area rug”
anyhoo i need stitches badly and i have refused them cuz i have like an insane phobia
this happened about 20 hrs ago. its still throbbing
Been there, done that.I tripped on a curb this morning on my run and took a tumble, now I have a scrape on my knee like a fuckin' 5 y/o.
I'm running a half marathon in 2 weeks and out of nowhere I get a killer shin splint.
FAWKKKKKKKKKthis thread is gonna be my jam for a while
cuz i had yet another accident
on Saturday upon landing at our destination, after the pax left the aircraft, we were just cleaning out the jet, i went to the cabin door to toss out some water from a container onto the tarmac (we do it all the time)..
i was wearing my heels (i normally clean in my flat “galley shoes” BUT NOT TODAY)
so i leaned out the door to toss this water and i don’t know what the fffffff happened but the wind blew the container away and i leaned out my body to try not to lose it WHILE wearing my heels and badaboom badabing, I fell OUT of the jet, six feet down to the tarmac - thump
-fractured my shin
-fractured my elbow
- my entire left side is mangled and bruised
-i have a lot of soft tissue injuries throughout my body. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
luckily my head didn’t hit the ground
ive been incapacitated since saturday at 1pm.
with my bad leg and wonky arm, i’m
cleared to fly home tomorrow but ive decided to operate the flight home cuz i don’t wanna fly back commercial with the peasants
it was a fucking insane fall but i now i think back and im like “ohhh kiki”
dropped like a sack of potatoesthis thread is gonna be my jam for a while
cuz i had yet another accident
on Saturday upon landing at our destination, after the pax left the aircraft, we were just cleaning out the jet, i went to the cabin door to toss out some water from a container onto the tarmac (we do it all the time)..
i was wearing my heels (i normally clean in my flat “galley shoes” BUT NOT TODAY)
so i leaned out the door to toss this water and i don’t know what the fffffff happened but the wind blew the container away and i leaned out my body to try not to lose it WHILE wearing my heels and badaboom badabing, I fell OUT of the jet, six feet down to the tarmac - thump
-fractured my shin
-fractured my elbow
- my entire left side is mangled and bruised
-i have a lot of soft tissue injuries throughout my body. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
luckily my head didn’t hit the ground
ive been incapacitated since saturday at 1pm.
with my bad leg and wonky arm, i’m
cleared to fly home tomorrow but ive decided to operate the flight home cuz i don’t wanna fly back commercial with the peasants
it was a fucking insane fall but i now i think back and im like “ohhh kiki”
Like Aunt Bunny falling down the stairs at the Murphy family cookout.this thread is gonna be my jam for a while
cuz i had yet another accident
on Saturday upon landing at our destination, after the pax left the aircraft, we were just cleaning out the jet, i went to the cabin door to toss out some water from a container onto the tarmac (we do it all the time)..
i was wearing my heels (i normally clean in my flat “galley shoes” BUT NOT TODAY)
so i leaned out the door to toss this water and i don’t know what the fffffff happened but the wind blew the container away and i leaned out my body to try not to lose it WHILE wearing my heels and badaboom badabing, I fell OUT of the jet, six feet down to the tarmac - thump
-fractured my shin
-fractured my elbow
- my entire left side is mangled and bruised
-i have a lot of soft tissue injuries throughout my body. BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA
luckily my head didn’t hit the ground
ive been incapacitated since saturday at 1pm.
with my bad leg and wonky arm, i’m
cleared to fly home tomorrow but ive decided to operate the flight home cuz i don’t wanna fly back commercial with the peasants
it was a fucking insane fall but i now i think back and im like “ohhh kiki”
dropped like a sack of potatoes