Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[Jehannum]

oh how i’ve missed the token sasquatch

Take a blurry picture, it'll last longer.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

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On the plus side, it fits in with your personality.

Thats what I used when I tried to bisect my thumb on the bandsaw

 

[fly]

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On the plus side, it fits in with your personality.

Yep, this is probably the answer. But get to the fucking doctor otherwise your pending infection will not be very fun.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

OMG can you image her with one of those hooks!

It would be so fat it wouldn't have a point on the end.

Seriously keeks, hospital please

 

[Valve1138]

Nub/hook prosthetic.

 

[Peppers]

It would be so fat it wouldn't have a point on the end.

Seriously keeks, hospital please

It's Canada. She'll have to wait six months to be seen and by then she will have gotten the gangrene. Use the Krazy Glue @Petunia ! Save your sausage fingers!!!

 

[Peppers]

i have a really bad stab wound on my hand
(accidentally self inflicted)
it hit my bone and i bled like a mother fucker

it happened in my kitchen and it was a bloodbath.
in the midst of this drama as i was screaming and crying, my subconscious was still telling me “don’t walk into the living room girl, you have a white area rug”

anyhoo i need stitches badly and i have refused them cuz i have like an insane phobia

this happened about 20 hrs ago. its still throbbing

 

[Jehannum]

Thats what I used when I tried to bisect my thumb on the bandsaw

My go-to is a quick spritz of brake clean, followed by krazy glue (or whatever generic brand cyanoacrylate I have hanging around), then electrical tape with a bit of blue paper towel on top.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The bird flu?

Don't most of em do that? I mean, not ostriches or emus, but even chickens can

Apteryx and penguin.

I’ve seen plenty of turkeys flying despite people claiming they can’t.

 

[Jehannum]

Apteryx and penguin.

I’ve seen plenty of turkeys flying despite people claiming they can’t.

 

[ZRH]

i have a really bad stab wound on my hand
(accidentally self inflicted)
it hit my bone and i bled like a mother fucker

it happened in my kitchen and it was a bloodbath.
in the midst of this drama as i was screaming and crying, my subconscious was still telling me “don’t walk into the living room girl, you have a white area rug”

anyhoo i need stitches badly and i have refused them cuz i have like an insane phobia

this happened about 20 hrs ago. its still throbbing

Uh go to the ER stoopid. Youre gonna get an infection. I just got over a month in the hospital for an infection. You want to go down that route?

 

[Jehannum]

I tripped on a curb this morning on my run and took a tumble, now I have a scrape on my knee like a fuckin' 5 y/o.

 

[Peppers]

I tripped on a curb this morning on my run and took a tumble, now I have a scrape on my knee like a fuckin' 5 y/o.

Been there, done that.

 

[Peppers]

I'm running a half marathon in 2 weeks and out of nowhere I get a killer shin splint.