Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 11, 2024 #4,001 Why was Cinderella such a bad soccer player? Because her coach was a pumpkin.
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,144 18,921 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,698 Apr 11, 2024 #4,002 Got a job working at a factory making Dracula toys. There were only two of us working on the line, so I had to make every second count. Reactions: fly
Got a job working at a factory making Dracula toys. There were only two of us working on the line, so I had to make every second count.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 12, 2024 #4,003 I just read that Sylvester Stallone is on his third marriage. Guess the first one was Rocky, and the second one was Rocky, Too.
I just read that Sylvester Stallone is on his third marriage. Guess the first one was Rocky, and the second one was Rocky, Too.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 12, 2024 #4,004 In LOTR, baby trees are fed by entitties.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 12, 2024 #4,005 After spending hours unclogging the sink and bathtub, I'm feeling drained. Reactions: fly
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 15, 2024 #4,006 You never see vaccines made out of holy water, because you shouldn't take the Lord's name in vein.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 15, 2024 #4,007 When the astronaut reached orbit for the first time, her words were, "Finally the weight is over!"
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 15, 2024 #4,008 I'm not a big fan of people who take drugs. For example, the TSA.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 15, 2024 #4,009 What's small, red, and whispers? A hoarse radish.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 16, 2024 #4,010 @AppleTurkey has a rule against telling Billy Joel jokes, so I haven't told one in the longest time.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 16, 2024 #4,011 Wizards don't fart, they cast smells.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 17, 2024 #4,012 got into an accident with a truck carrying canned orange juice. I should have concentrated more.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 18, 2024 #4,013 What has 5 toes but isn't your foot? My foot.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 18, 2024 #4,014 what's a foot long and slippery? a slipper.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 18, 2024 #4,015 Even if you put a grizzly in socks and shoes, it still has bear feet.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 18, 2024 #4,016 An Egyptian's anus technically ends at the sphinxter.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 19, 2024 #4,017 What do you call an animal that studies astrology? A zodi-yak.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 19, 2024 #4,018 I sympathize with batteries, as I'm not included in anything either.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 22, 2024 #4,019 I hope the guy who stole all my antidepressants is happy now.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,507 47,047 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥109,218 Apr 22, 2024 #4,020 There's a bullfrog that keeps trying to give me invesment advice, but I'm afraid it might be a pond-sy scheme.
There's a bullfrog that keeps trying to give me invesment advice, but I'm afraid it might be a pond-sy scheme.