WTF It has come to my attention that many of you don't know that a hotdog is classified as a taco.

[fly]

Ignoranuses, meet the cube food rule. The end-all-be-all of food classification systems.





Examples include:
Toast = pizza
Sandwich = quesadilla
Taco = hotdog
Sushi = enchilada
Quiche = cheesecake (but turns into toast when sliced)
Calzone = corndog

This classification system greatly simplifies food classification for purposes on online arguments. Please use this system going forward, as it replaces all previous systems.

Any questions?

 

[fly]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I reject your system and shall substitute my own that I make up arbitrarily as I go.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

This bao bun erasure is unacceptable and I deem your system racist

 

[fly]

This bao bun erasure is unacceptable and I deem your system racist

A bao bun is a calzone. YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST THE ITALIANS?!?!

 

[Jehannum]

Ignoranuses, meet the cube food rule. The end-all-be-all of food classification systems.

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Examples include:
Toast = pizza
Sandwich = quesadilla
Taco = hotdog
Sushi = enchilada
Quiche = cheesecake (but turns into toast when sliced)
Calzone = corndog

This classification system greatly simplifies food classification for purposes on online arguments. Please use this system going forward, as it replaces all previous systems.

Any questions?

This hot dog is sushi.

 

[fly]

I reject your system and shall substitute my own that I make up arbitrarily as I go.

You've been classified as a salad.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

This hot dog is sushi.

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un-circumcised weenis

 

[fly]

This hot dog is sushi.

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That hotdog needs a bris. @NukesII

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You've been classified as a salad.

If I was covered in ranch dressing would you eat me?

 

[fly]

If I was covered in ranch dressing would you eat me?

Indeed. Fun fact: @APRIL thinks ranch dressing is disgusting trash.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

A bao bun is a calzone. YOU GOT SOMETHING AGAINST THE ITALIANS?!?!

Why isn't a calzone a bao bun? Roman supremacist much???

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Indeed. Fun fact: @APRIL thinks ranch dressing is disgusting trash.

she dips broccoli in ketchup, what the hell does she know?

 

[Jehannum]

Indeed. Fun fact: @APRIL thinks ranch dressing is disgusting trash.

Sure woulda cut that jar of grease taste nice though.

 

[fly]

Why isn't a calzone a bao bun? Roman supremacist much???

It's well known that the calzone reigns supreme.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

It's well known that the calzone reigns supreme.

... fuck.
Now I want a Cappy's Calzone for dinner.

 

[fly]

... fuck.
Now I want a Cappy's Calzone for dinner.

 

[ZRH]

Indeed. Fun fact: @APRIL thinks ranch dressing is disgusting trash.

It is. Ranch smells like vomit.

Also by this metric pierogis would be calzones too.

 

[fly]

The only thing better than a wing dipped in ranch is one dipped in blue cheese.

 

[ZRH]

The only thing better than a wing dipped in ranch is one dipped in blue cheese.

Here people dip every bite of pizza in ranch