Hawt New and improved better, longer, stronger ropes

[Floptical]

discuss

 

[nukes]

I like this thread better because it has better in the name and it's also better.

 

[hydra]

I kissed a guy once. Word is bond.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[wetwillie]

Everyone should carry some rope in their car - just in case. Length is premium but girth may be more enduring. Racket-straps for the win!

 

[Duke]

 

[Darth Handsome]

One of these rope threads should be a cheeto thread after all fair is fair

 

[Floptical]

Everyone should carry some rope in their car - just in case. Length is premium but girth may be more enduring. Racket-straps for the win!

Tape is useful as well. Especially if the rope isn't enough to shut her up.

 

[Duke]

It's important to wrap gerbils up in duct tape so they don't explode when you fuck them.

 

[wetwillie]

It's important to wrap gerbils up in duct tape so they don't explode when you fuck them.

Or scratch you when you put them up your butt (I hear that's a thing, eww).

 

[nukes]

Eres a song with rope in the lyrics. Most of you kids don't know the depravity of 1970s rock. Well, here it is kiddies. Enjoy!

 

[wetwillie]

A bag of lime is handy too, along with an army-issue folding shovel. In case there is a dead deer and you want to bury it. Seriously a problem out here in the sticks - county won't do it, road commission just shoves them a little off the road. So for self-preservation you sometimes have to go lime a deer. Or live with it's smell when you are stuck by the train tracks in 90 degree heat. Yumm!

 

[Valve1138]

Tropes bad

Ropes good

 

[Amstel]

Tropes bad

Ropes good

THE GOVERNMENT SHOULDN'T PICK WINNERS AND LOSERS.

Let the market decide.

 

[Amstel]

IB "Weiners"

 

[wetwillie]

Tropes bad

Ropes good

Need a rope trope.
The rope was slippery and worn, proving as ineffective as a valve missing it's handle.

 

[Amstel]

Need a rope trope.
The rope was slippery and worn, proving as ineffective as a valve missing it's handle.

There were better story lines you could have gone with.

 

[wetwillie]

There were better story lines you could have gone with.

The noose hung ominously, like a spiderweb across a doorway.

 

[Amstel]

I was thinking more along the lines of

. . . but, for the task at hand, it held her wrists satisfactorily.

 

[nukes]

I was thinking more along the lines of

. . . but, for the task at hand, it held her wrists satisfactorily.

She was BEGGING for it!