my judgy and picky ass on a dating app:
-you post a pic with your cat? SWIPE LEFT
-your name is Ted, Louie, Larry or Big Mike? SWIPE LEFT
-the walls in the background are wood panel? SWIPE LEFT
etc
so this girl sends me a message and she seems alright. super masculine and butchy kinda girl (my faves) Let’s call her Sam
we switch numbers:
day 1: blah blah talk about life (she tells
me shes an uber driver AFTER she has my phone number ugh )
day 2: Sam, so when are we gonna meet?
day 3: Sam: i wanna be the reason you smile everyday, i wanna treat you like a disney princess (this is when i ghost her )
day 4: Sam: sooo I’m in your city meet me at the mall (she was dropping someone off in her uber )
day 5: why haven’t you texted me back in 2 days
day 6: what are your feelings about me?
day 7: i don’t understand how you can’t take 1 hr in your day to meet me. what have i done to you, you said i was cool and cute so i don’t understand this,? why are you so busy? it takes one hour in your whole day to just meet up with me! Are you married? what have i done to you, make me understand what i’ve done wrong blah blah blah
sam suggested i download “an agenda or calendar” on my phone and plan out my life better so i can see where in my day i can “pencil her in”
-you post a pic with your cat? SWIPE LEFT
-your name is Ted, Louie, Larry or Big Mike? SWIPE LEFT
-the walls in the background are wood panel? SWIPE LEFT
etc
so this girl sends me a message and she seems alright. super masculine and butchy kinda girl (my faves) Let’s call her Sam
we switch numbers:
day 1: blah blah talk about life (she tells
me shes an uber driver AFTER she has my phone number ugh )
day 2: Sam, so when are we gonna meet?
day 3: Sam: i wanna be the reason you smile everyday, i wanna treat you like a disney princess (this is when i ghost her )
day 4: Sam: sooo I’m in your city meet me at the mall (she was dropping someone off in her uber )
day 5: why haven’t you texted me back in 2 days
day 6: what are your feelings about me?
day 7: i don’t understand how you can’t take 1 hr in your day to meet me. what have i done to you, you said i was cool and cute so i don’t understand this,? why are you so busy? it takes one hour in your whole day to just meet up with me! Are you married? what have i done to you, make me understand what i’ve done wrong blah blah blah
sam suggested i download “an agenda or calendar” on my phone and plan out my life better so i can see where in my day i can “pencil her in”