Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Eat my dirt button you happy birthday.
Tisk tisk.
You've been poisoned once again
Eat my dirt button you happy birthday.
Poisoned by your loveTisk tisk.
You've been poisoned once again
You had me at ....eat this banana and look into my eyesQuit being so intoxicating you heathen.
I'.....You had me at ....eat this banana and look into my eyes
I'.....
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Not surprised! Someone will need to pour you out of the car drunk on Pisco sours and whatever else you pour down your gullet.TODAAAAAAY IS THE DAAAAAAAAY
as usual I fucked up the flight info and this whole time we thought we were flying out at 8pm but it's actually 6pm and we gotta be at airport at 3pm instead of 5pm
Ooooooooooooooppssss
I haven't even bought my new suitcase yet
I'm the worstNot surprised! Someone will need to pour you out of the car drunk on Pisco sours and whatever else you pour down your gullet.
Texas is mostly beer, you'll be our DD the whole time.I'm the worst
In scared of how Texas is going to end up
I'm the worst
In scared of how Texas is going to end up
EwwwwwTexas is mostly beer, you'll be our DD the whole time.
Trap ClassTakes one to know one. I know class!
Will you be drinking it with your silly straw?Ewwwww
I'll have my white wine in my traveller mug