A vag is like a 70 year old lady, droopy, hairy, with more creases than one can count.Vagina is lovely.
Hemorrhoids are finger(ing) sausages.Balloon knots are offal dispensers.
When you are plowing April, when she reaches around to finger your hole, does it feel that much better? What about if you are popping her while you are wearing your plug and turn the vibrator on?I have no reason to lie. Feels fucking great!
I don't do that anymore, so not really.im pretty sure we're all just providing dzbeag material to beat off with
Not anymore, anyway.No one beats off to april or fly
How'd you break the wank habit?I don't do that anymore, so not really.
Lost interest. Honestly I don't get off but once every few months.How'd you break the wank habit?
I just know I'm going to regret asking...
I'm down to 5 times per week. A little less now due to cancer treatment. You'd think it would go away at some point but I'm just a Randy fella.Lost interest. Honestly I don't get off but once every few months.
How you doin'?I'm down to 5 times per week. A little less now due to cancer treatment. You'd think it would go away at some point but I'm just a Randy fella.
Really good! Top urologist. Great family and friend support. A much better cancer than most other cancers. Bladder. 4 more outpatient chemo's and one more re-sectioning to go.How you doin'?
Wait. What else would she be using?@fly, have her use her fingers if you're really trying to get a prostate massage. That chick needs to get her hands dirty.
her DICK.Wait. What else would she be using?
edit: Oh, is this more of your mansplaining obvious things?
I assumed(apparently incorrectly) that you were the Ass Test dummy for the dildos.Wait. What else would she be using?