WTF Who likes Chess King?

[Petunia]

chess is for virgin boys and girls with hairy pits + vaginas

 

[Strings]

Strip chess takes way too long.
By the time you get anywhere near the good stuff no one is in the mood anymore.

 

[APRIL]

chess is for virgin boys and girls with hairy pits + vaginas

I love chess.


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[Petunia]

I love chess.


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yes, cuz your a virgin boy

 

[APRIL]

yes, cuz your a virgin boy

Got me there.

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[APRIL]

That was quite the chess move, Mom.

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[Petunia]

That was quite the chess move, Mom.

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[tre]

That was quite the chess move, Mom.

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The queen can move in any direction she wants

 

[APRIL]

The queen can move in any direction she wants

She is an expensive piece.

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[adi]

lmaoooo


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[august]

chess is for virgin boys and girls with hairy pits + vaginas

girl my pits and bits be HAIR REE right now bc I have to stash my razor away so it's not out on the edge of the tub when we give the bean a bath and then I never remember to grab it when I take a shower

 

[Domon]

girl my pits and bits be HAIR REE right now bc I have to stash my razor away so it's not out on the edge of the tub when we give the bean a bath and then I never remember to grab it when I take a shower

the younger kid got ahold of a safety razor from a cabinet somehow a couple weeks back and bled all over the damn place without even knowing she had cut herself.

 

[APRIL]

@Dory kicked my ass last game.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Still got it

 

[APRIL]

Still got it

 

[august]

the younger kid got ahold of a safety razor from a cabinet somehow a couple weeks back and bled all over the damn place without even knowing she had cut herself.

yeah, my nugget grabs anything and everything around the tub so I just stash and suffer the hairy consequences. we have to add some cabinet locks in the bathroom, but she can't get to the bathroom by herself bc it's upstairs and we have a gate so we haven't had to yet.

 

[gee]

the hairy consequences

Dunno about that for a band name, but it's a pretty decent album title.

 

[Strings]

the hairy consequences

Dunno about that for a band name, but it's a pretty decent album title.

By Razor and the Pits

 

[wetwillie]

She is an expensive piece.

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Definately a case for en passant. "Run peasant, run!"
*Chess club dork, class of '78.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Wow, a chess joke I almost lolled at. Congrats.