Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

All Russian androids are from Cyberia.

 

[Jehannum]

To all the folks who said I'd never amount to anything because I procrastinate too much:

Just you wait.

 

[Jehannum]

I tried to use "fortnight" as a password, but the website said it was two week.

 

[Jehannum]

Bugs Bunny won't accept a file through google drive.

He'll only take a WhatsApp doc.

 

[Jehannum]

Mr. T vandalized a gas station.
I pity the fuel.

 

[Jehannum]

A hippo with one leg is a hoppo.

 

[Jehannum]

I have a tie made of Asian silk I wear when exercising and drinking tea. It's my tai chi Chai tea tie

 

[Jehannum]

Where do math teachers go on vacation?

Times square.

 

[Jehannum]

I don't understand why people wear black clothes when they want to be sneaky.

They should wear leather armor. It's made of hide!

 

[Jehannum]

I own a race car, but I don't win many races, as it's much faster than I am.

 

[Jehannum]

I think my phone is broken.

I pushed the "home" button, but I'm still at work.

 

[Jehannum]

Leather is rated based on its texture. A-rated leather comes from cows that have ready access to water.

Leather from cows in an arid climate is D hide-rated.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

they knew what they were doing

 

[Jehannum]

Fruits go on vacation to Pear-is.

 

[Jehannum]

After my blood draw last weekend, I have to give a shout out to bad phlebotomists.

Their efforts are certainly not in vein.

 

[Jehannum]

What's a British sea monster's favorite lunch?

Fish and Ships.

 

[Jehannum]

Red Bull has partnered with KFC to give you actual wings.

 

[Jehannum]

a man lost three fingers in an accident and asked the doctor, "Will I still be able to drive with this hand?"

The doctor said, "probably, but I wouldn't count on it".

 

[Jehannum]

where do you bury identical twins?

In a symmetry.