Hawt The Potato Kiki/CEO Thread Unwrapped (again) Show

[Petunia]

Eat my dirt button you happy birthday.

Tisk tisk.
You've been poisoned once again

 

[thintoast]

Tisk tisk.
You've been poisoned once again

Poisoned by your love

 

[Petunia]

Poisoned by your love

Yaaaaay

 

[thintoast]

Yaaaaay

Quit being so intoxicating you heathen.

 

[Petunia]

Quit being so intoxicating you heathen.

You had me at ....eat this banana and look into my eyes

 

[thintoast]

You had me at ....eat this banana and look into my eyes

I'.....


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[Petunia]

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That was seriously the funniest shit that weekend

 

[Petunia]

TODAAAAAAY IS THE DAAAAAAAAY



as usual I fucked up the flight info and this whole time we thought we were flying out at 8pm but it's actually 6pm and we gotta be at airport at 3pm instead of 5pm
Ooooooooooooooppssss


I haven't even bought my new suitcase yet

 

[APRIL]

TODAAAAAAY IS THE DAAAAAAAAY



as usual I fucked up the flight info and this whole time we thought we were flying out at 8pm but it's actually 6pm and we gotta be at airport at 3pm instead of 5pm
Ooooooooooooooppssss


I haven't even bought my new suitcase yet

Not surprised! Someone will need to pour you out of the car drunk on Pisco sours and whatever else you pour down your gullet.

 

[Petunia]

Not surprised! Someone will need to pour you out of the car drunk on Pisco sours and whatever else you pour down your gullet.

I'm the worst
In scared of how Texas is going to end up

 

[APRIL]

I'm the worst
In scared of how Texas is going to end up

Texas is mostly beer, you'll be our DD the whole time.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm the worst
In scared of how Texas is going to end up

Probably with my ass on your mouth

 

[Petunia]

Texas is mostly beer, you'll be our DD the whole time.

Ewwwww
I'll have my white wine in my traveller mug

 

[Petunia]

Probably with my ass on your mouth

Good god!



















Go on....

 

[APRIL]

Ewwwww
I'll have my white wine in my traveller mug

Classy.

 

[Petunia]

Classy.

Don't judge me puta

 

[APRIL]

Don't judge me puta

Takes one to know one. I know class!

 

[Petunia]

Takes one to know one. I know class!

Trap Class

 

[Jehannum]

Ewwwww
I'll have my white wine in my traveller mug

Will you be drinking it with your silly straw?

 

[Petunia]

Omg I'm sooooo buzzed on Percs and wine!!

Boarding this MASSIVE PLANE with 2 floors

KL692 is a huge plane
Moar wine please