WTF New spam thread here, nitwits.

[Mr. Argumentor]

I need to have more kids. This is the last year I’ll be able to claim my oldest as a dependent and next year both my boys are the lower child credit amount.

Womder what benefits surrogacy has. You're obviously good at poppin em out

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm following up because I got a recommendation for Duluth Trading Company.

So, I'll give some "fire hose relaxed fit" cargo shorts a whirl in a few days.

I have some of their jeans
Theyre pretty decent, but fyi of 4 pair the zipper broke on 2 of them

 

[kiwi]

Womder what benefits surrogacy has. You're obviously good at poppin em out

Forget that. I’m too old to be pregnant anymore.

 

[Petunia]

You're in Florida.

Go to a fuckin Publix.

publix lol. yea i call a catering company and arrange the food with them

 

[Valve1138]

publix lol. yea i call a catering company and arrange the food with them

So wtf is the problem then?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Forget that. I’m too old to be pregnant anymore.

Don’t tell anyone, but kids are free at Chuck E. Cheese, you cam just grab a couple and no-one would notice.

 

[OOD]

I thought you should all know, I just made a sardine paste and ate it on saltine crackers. I’m ‘bout to wash it down with some ice cream.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

You pregnant?

 

[OOD]

You pregnant?

No but I have regrets

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I thought you should all know, I just made a sardine paste and ate it on saltine crackers. I’m ‘bout to wash it down with some ice cream.

The sardines take the taste of piss out of your mouth or does the taste of piss kill the flavor of the sardines?

 

[Jehannum]

 

[ZRH]

I thought you should all know, I just made a sardine paste and ate it on saltine crackers. I’m ‘bout to wash it down with some ice cream.

I love sardines. Haters gonna hate but they've probably never had them.

My go-to is a bit Mediterranean inspired sandwich. Sardines, fresh spinach and tomato on a nice crusty bread. With manchego cheese wedges and some green apple slices.

I drink a variety of non alcoholic stuff, rn I'd have it with sparkling cucumber water with a lime wedge.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Sardines are great, I prefer the canned mackerel lately.

Either on a saltine with hot sauce

 

[OOD]

I love sardines. Haters gonna hate but they've probably never had them.

My go-to is a bit Mediterranean inspired sandwich. Sardines, fresh spinach and tomato on a nice crusty bread. With manchego cheese wedges and some green apple slices.

I drink a variety of non alcoholic stuff, rn I'd have it with sparkling cucumber water with a lime wedge.

My non alcoholic drink of choice is Bush NA. I have a less than great history with alcohol but still love the taste. Bush NA is the best I’ve found for the price in my area. I’d eat the mess out of some sardines and saltines with a Bush NA in hand.

 

[Peppers]

My non alcoholic drink of choice is Bush NA. I have a less than great history with alcohol but still love the taste. Bush NA is the best I’ve found for the price in my area. I’d eat the mess out of some sardines and saltines with a Bush NA in hand.

Athletic Brewing makes some good NAs.

 

[ZRH]

My non alcoholic drink of choice is Bush NA. I have a less than great history with alcohol but still love the taste. Bush NA is the best I’ve found for the price in my area. I’d eat the mess out of some sardines and saltines with a Bush NA in hand.

I've only tried Heineken NA and idk it was kinda sweet. Didn't really like it. My local liquor store has a ton of NA wines but hard to swallow $20 for grape juice. I just was mentioning it because the good pairing with sardines and cheese is something citrus y like a Pinot Blanc or chardonnay.

 

[Valve1138]

Athletic Brewing!

For hose who like lying to themselves that something is good!

 

[Valve1138]

Who deleted the boobs!

CENSORSHIP!

 

[tre]

Probably fly, he finds boobs icky

 

[Valve1138]

Probably fly, he finds boobs icky

And yet, he makes boob milk beer.