Yeah. It's not a direct result but it's all related to having no shit End Stage Liver Disease. All the fluid issues are liver related, the infections are because my immune system is basically shot, the hernia is because I lost 150lbs and you just don't have the muscle tone to try and shit when youre constipated. I still don't know why they didn't give me an enema, after that they didn't bother with the ducolax etc they just do a soapy enema now. Which if I had any sense of privacy left... Once you've had a dude stick a IV filled with warm water up your butt until you start violently shitting nonstop...
Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.
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Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I bruised my hand taking the back seat out of the GTO last night.
my hands are beat to fuck right now too from wrenching on the zero turn. My dumbass decided to take it into the woods to cut some of the undergrowth before i did the spring blade sharpening. I ended up bending a remove-able spindle shaft that you need to drop down to take the blade off to sharpen it. So to sharpen that blade, i had to remove the whole damn spindle, which included removing an interference fit pulley, which i snapped a bolt off in :/
After i got all that sorted and was ready to mow, valve stem busted off the tire. So its up on jack stands until i get the right tool to insert a new valve stem without breaking the bead, cause the tires are bit dry rotted, and theyre also big enough that its tough to break the bead myself.
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Mortality through the roof, recently transmitted to a human.... seems to have transmitted to cats from milk.
All bad.
Good: It doesnt spread. Almost no humans get it, since 2002 only 858 cases or something like that. But if you do get it... good chance you're fucked.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
The bird flu?
Don't most of em do that? I mean, not ostriches or emus, but even chickens can
...not really, 1 novel case from direct contact with dairy cattle. Your chances of getting hemorrhagic fever are better.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
i have a really bad stab wound on my hand
(accidentally self inflicted)
it hit my bone and i bled like a mother fucker
it happened in my kitchen and it was a bloodbath.
in the midst of this drama as i was screaming and crying, my subconscious was still telling me “don’t walk into the living room girl, you have a white area rug”
anyhoo i need stitches badly and i have refused them cuz i have like an insane phobia
this happened about 20 hrs ago. its still throbbing
(accidentally self inflicted)
it hit my bone and i bled like a mother fucker
it happened in my kitchen and it was a bloodbath.
in the midst of this drama as i was screaming and crying, my subconscious was still telling me “don’t walk into the living room girl, you have a white area rug”
anyhoo i need stitches badly and i have refused them cuz i have like an insane phobia
this happened about 20 hrs ago. its still throbbing
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Dude, go to the fucking ER. Kitchens are fucking dirty. You probably need antibiotics too. Not worth risking losing your hand idiot.
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
